I CaptureLights
  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt
  • me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
Reblogged from just-cruzin, Posted by sfennema.

bad-wolf-of-baskerville:

authocracy:

kingcheddarxvii:

do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”

…why is this so uplifting

I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.

Reblogged from just-cruzin, Posted by libbre.
Reblogged from just-cruzin, Posted by lilfield.